Interesting fact nmber 1: Australians managed to wipe out an entire race of Aborigines on the island of Tazmania by 1866 - which had numbered more than 30,000 a mere 100 years before they arrived there - this makes them the best pound-for-pound genociders the world has ever seen. clap clap all rise.

If you all thought American history was bad to the native population, give Australia its due. They deserve more credit for the hard work they put in to inflicting total carnage and misery on a race that had survived without strife for the previous 40,000 years.

As is often the case with the pastiewhites, they wasted no time in tricking, bribing and stealing things from the Aborigines the second they arrived, meaning they were able to turn this:

into this:

Australians love to affectionately shorten things, but from then on the ‘Abos, blackies, niggers’ became a nuisance, with all their non-land owning, water-hole sharing, non-ownership, ‘simple-life’ of everything bullshit principles, and something had to be done against the threat. And rightly so says Byron, for who would want a life without digits and buttons?! So, the pastiewhites set about on some wipe-out tactics.

Byron looked for some Aborigines to talk to you during his time in the Northern Territory, but all he found were drunk ones who told him which bus to catch, and how much they liked “grriayahjkdkgghutsstiickkkssti gghhrrisythth ssfhhf !!”.

They didn’t smell too good, and up til now Byron still hasn’t met a sober one. They exist, he just hasn’t met one yet. Along the road, he would often see them under trees, staying out of the sun at the hottest time - a tactic that seemed to Byron to make a lot of sense where temperatures reach well into the 30’s (centigrade). In fact, all indigenous creatures to that land do the same thing - kangaroos, wallabies and wombats only come out at around 5pm when it’s cooler, mainly because it makes perfect sense. Only the pastiewhites have perfected the art of ‘sunbaking’, in a race to see who can catch skin cancer first.

Interesting fact number 2: Australians managed to lower the Aboriginal population by more than 99% in under 200 years - from a suspected 700,000 to 60,000 in the 1960’s. A rate that even MastaKiller Mao Zedong commented on as being: “hmmm…impressive”.

Nowadays, Byron found in chatting with the Australian population that they are much more contrite about what happened to the original roamers of the land. “Poor black cunts” you can hear them reflect sympathetically. Political correctness has gone a long way too he’s found, with many modern white Australians outright refusing to use the word ‘scummy’ in combination with ‘niggers’, as that would be “proper rude”.